People's Republic of the Northern Beaches

Satirical Escapism From The Real World

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Easter CANCELLED?
Union Backed Bunny Walks Off Job Over ‘Santa Level Perks’ For Deliveries

E-BIKE REGISTRATION SCHEME BOTCHED AS ELECTRIC WHEELCHAIRS AND MOBILITY SCOOTERS ALSO ENSNARED IN DEFINITIONS AS 'ANY DEVICE THAT MOVES WITH INTENT UNDER ELECTRIC CURRENT'

NORTHERN BEACHES SURFING GOES SUBSCRIPTION ONLY - SURFERS HIT WITH NO PAY - NO PEAK SURFING LICENCE FEES

DEE WHY DECLARES ITSELF A TRANSPORT SUPERPOWER, ANNOUCES DRIEVERLESS METRO STATION TO "MAINLAND SYDNEY"

WAKEHURST PARKWAY "GONDOLA SYSTEM" TO FINALLY SOLVE TRAFFIC DELAYS AND OTHER INCONVENIENCES CAUSED BY FLOODING

BOLD PLAN ANNOUNCED TO DEVELOP MANLY CORSO DRIBBLE FOUNTAINS INTO FULL BELLAGIO EXPERIENCE

PRNB UNVEILS “NEWPORT BYPASS TUNNEL” AFTER SUBURB SUCCESSFULLY PROVED IT HATES PUBLIC TRANSPORT AND PROGRESS EQUALLY

NORTHERN BEACHES DECLARES ENERGY INDEPENDENCE, HARNESSING "UNTAPPED POWER" OF MANLY DAM

COLLAROY RESIDENTS DEMAND NATURE BE ADJUSTED AROUND THEIR LOUNGEROOMS WITH SEA WALL

ANONYMOUS FORMER PM PROPOSES 16M STATUE OF HIMSELF BITING AN ONION IN BUDGY SMUGGLERS AT DEE WHY

DISHES LEFT "TO SOAK" THREATENS FRAGILE CEASEFIRE IN THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF THE NORTHERN BEACHES

2032 OLYMPICS RELOCATED TO NORTHERN BEACHES AFTER BRISBANE "JUST NEEDS A FEW MORE DECADES"

DADS CONFIRM PARENTING IS A "LIVING HELL", IRRESPONSIBLY RECOMMEND IT ANYWAY

SPACEBALLS 2 FORGET DEATH STAR HOVERING OVER BARRENJOEY AFTER FILMING WRAPS

HOME AND AWAY CAST AXED, REPLACED WITH DISNEY PIXAR CARTOONS

KU-RING-GAI UPDATE: TIMMY FROM SKIPPY THE BUSH KANGAROO FINALLY FOUND DOWN THE WELL

NORTHERN BEACHES MAN ADMITS YOUTHFUL GLOW ACHIEVED THROUGH YEARS OF STEALING WIFE'S SKINCARE

MANLY FERRY WHARF UNVEILS "WORLD-CLASS" PASSPORT CONTROL FOR ENTRY TO THE NORTHERN BEACHES

PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC ANNOUNCE DUGONG LEASE PROGRAM TO REDUCE DEE WHY SEAWEED

TRUMP ANNOUNCES PLANS TO BUY BARRENJOEY HEAD FOR 'NATIONAL SECURITY'

DEE WHY BOLLARDS "DEFINITELY NOT"PART OF SECRET PEDESTRIANISATION PLAN

ELON MUSK MAKES SHOCK BID TO BUY TOMMY'S TURBOS FROM SEA EAGLES

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